Stay on the right side of the fashion police and follow these simple style laws....
1. WHITE SOCK CRIME: White socks with dress shoes is a blatant sock crime. Black shoes need black socks. Sport shoes need sport socks. Don’t wear your business socks with your tennis shoes.Daggy!
2. STRANGLING A CASUAL SHIRT WITH A TIE: Thinking about wearing a short-sleeved casual shirt to a formal event? Do you think you can get away with murder by wearing a tie with it? There is no room for plea bargaining. Stick to the code- save your ties for your dress shirt, blazers and suits. Check out the Kingsize range of exclusive Carlo Primi business shirts from $79.95
3. UNDERAGE / INAPPROPRIATE SUNGLASSES: Sweet white young or any brightly coloured sunglasses should be avoided. We leave sunglasses to the Sunglasses Hut!
4. SOCKS AND SANDALS IN COMPANY: Sandals and socks may never consummate. Let’s keep them apart like water and oil, hey? If your looking for a comfy alternative to a sandal your should look at Croc’s.
5. FALSE IMPERSONATION: Don’t wear a Bow tie unless you’re a Nutty Professor or some kind of rocket scientist. If you going to a black tie event, well we can help Bow ties sell for $17.50
6. INDESCENT EXPOSURE JEANS TOO TIGHT: A few years ago we were complaining that jeans were being worn too baggy. Butt cracks and underwear sightings were common occurrence. These days the problem is the opposite of baggy - jeans are getting far too tight If you like a "close fit” try our new range of Gaz man Stretch denim…not too loose not too tight, just right.
7. FALSE ADVERTISING FOOTWEAR: Wearing pointy toed shoes to give the appearance that you’re well endowed in the foot size department won’t fool the ladies and will only make you look like the genie that popped out of the lamp. Looking for a great dress shoe, try Slatters Hugh available to size 15.
8. HANGING TUMMY OVER THE WAIST BAND: We suggest either finding a better "rise” trouser or consider the "cool” option of braces. Braces are back in fashion as the "boss” look. Brace from Buckle start from $36.95
10. SMUGGLING BUDGIES IN YOUR SWIMWEAR: Declaring to Customs your swimwear faux pass will not save you paying the ultimate fine. Stick to great boardshort designs from Charcoal and Morningstar…now on sale.
10. BUM BAGS: Only naive tourists, Bikies and drug dealers wear them. Leave your passport in the hotel safe and carry your wallet in your back pocket like the rest of society.